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Spring Festival Gala over, so we are still immersed in the lively atmosphere of joy is difficult to extricate themselves, not only because of our traditional Spring Festival, also because many programs are classics tonight to sketch comic dialogue, for example, naturally left many classic lines Comedy Quotations. PS: Spring Festival Gala live, so I write all lines are not necessarily right, just try to ... ...


Comic dialogue theater "can not let him go" - Feng Gong, Yan Xuejing, Han Xue, etc.
290 - 250 +38 +2
As you look too arbitrary a.
It is not just do whatever they want as you grow. This phase also makes them not to be repeated on the ... ...
Do not shout at me dad (with or sound), I recently bought the stock. .
Grandfather not sing songs, lonely!
I am the successor of Lei Feng, I'm ridiculous.
Do not worship Colombia, Costa Rica is only legend.
My mother called me home confinement instead!
When a person sound ... ... out of sheep, I say you can not say that point of human language?


"Word of the thing" - Niu Li, Guo Dongle Pro
My wife, legal ... ...
In which it registered in preparation for tomorrow Teng ... ...
You see your narrow-minded of the satisfactory end, your heart can not light a bit?
Together, helping each other to lie Hupenggouyou
We can not leave before the foreigner lost in China's face.


Dialogue, "and who said comic dialogue" - Jiang Kun Dai Zhicheng, Zhao Jinsheng
I'll call you season, you dare to promise it?
Mountain can not accommodate two tigers, two tigers compatible with only one possible, male and female.
Thunder deceiving Jingle Bells stars battle early early fire cover of darkness can not stand Kuaxiazhiru strong desire to give him the crotch shot. (May not ha)
With rice detached, parallel imports?
H1N1 virus can be variation, were not unusual so long!
Reducing day by day animal species, human species in a daily increase.
You see my eyes like Honglei, mouth like Yao morning, I was calm Yuze Cheng Chui's son.
Now two gold bars on here, you tell me which one is noble, which one is nasty?
There is a victory, called the retreat. There is a failure, called the occupation.
I can just as pregnancy, the longer the more I have something to stomach.
Do not hang in a tree, next to the trees at the tree try more than once ... ...
You classic, I Fashion; feet with short, an inch long, you are the Internet, I was firewall, you Hi Frankie, I am Wolf.


Pieces "revision" - Andrew, Lin Yongjian, Jin Yuting, Gong Hanlin
Look back on this divorced eight times!
(Wedding) at home evil, it is safe
When you do not have plastic surgery before you go shopping, do not hold your hand right, afraid of hurting your self-esteem. Hold your right hand, hurt my self esteem ... ...
Daughter, you that it is cosmetic, so you're disfigured!
Valentine's Day and Valentine have been people, other people see me and you, that you see people more than Huang filial piety, with his mother too.
You do not have plastic surgery before, people say that your mother really young!


"I'm Flying Heart" - Yin Tao, Yan-ni, etc.
Dream is full, indicating a very skinny!
At that moment, she was not flying the aircraft, is lonely


"50 dollars" - Zhoujin Tang, Yin Chen other North
piapiapia labeled me Tiger mascot
9-year compulsory education is very effective
That has forced his wife took her husband to go out ~ ~
I like your wicked look!


"Come on Graduates" - Kwok, Cai Ming
Guo is not reached, but the Avatar!
Potatoes Pasha, are not bandits chase you.
How the six-party talks is not on ... ...
If I ran that puppy, how that line is filled with dogs which I know is you?
OUT of your dad!
You still look at it, you still do not look good.

"Donations" - Uncle Zhao, small Shenyang, Xiao-Li Wang
So pull your people, a bunch of Kebab drink 8 bottles of beer line and a skewer can be sub-Mars
The waves pushed before, each new generation long-ah
Sogou search with the way both of you.
American cattle Chengsha Yang ah, this year we did not borrow money to come?
You money to face, I want to wife!
I just want to have a home, call you a whole, I was homeless
Q: how to see contributions to this matter? A: Dayimieqin Bai!
I state high, I have high blood pressure
San Mao, gourd doll, variant Diamond ... ah ... how full of children? Adults can show you this thing you
You used to carry water in the village to the widow, to give outside the village of widows to donate, your edge in this life is a widow.
Ping Sha, I am a shareholder!
Live, called the scene straight Bie!
Thank the Central Meteorological Station ... ... ... ... thank inquisitive able to prevent
I also donated a father donation ... ...
We two is like two piles of firewood, you've got a busy Liao other end, I went out this Paoniao fire urinary
I donate you 3000 you have my 10 002 ... ...


"On the main speaker" - Criticism of the root, Bai Kainan

I am sorry this last class of programming languages, as busy and dumplings ... ... do not miss the life of me, you really do not order it? You do not what life was and I related? ... ...

Hsiao-Ting Wei Ling Wei artists suspected of prostitution suspect be

Hsiao-Ting suspected of prostitution artist Ling Wei Wei doubt be

Hsiao-Ting suspected of prostitution artists LING Wei Wei doubt be

Hsiao-Ting suspected of prostitution artist Ling Wei Wei doubt be

Hsiao-Ting suspected of prostitution artist Ling Wei Wei doubt be

Hsiao-Ting suspected of prostitution artist Ling Wei Wei doubt be

Hsiao-Ting suspected of prostitution artist Ling Wei Wei doubt be

Hsiao-Ting suspected of prostitution artist Ling Wei Wei doubt be


Hsiao-Ting drug trade was caught


Hsiao-Ting block with hat


Hsiao-Ting wear a mask

Hsiao-Ting suspected of prostitution artist Ling Wei Wei doubt be

Have been making too many movies and MV artist Xiao-Ting, March 20 when conducting drug transactions seized by police on the spot, in the Prosecutor to 20,000 yuan on bail after questioning.

Artist Xiao-Ting Li Yuanbin connection to a drug dealer to buy drugs, prosecutors and police surveillance surprised to discover artists Ling Wei Wei arranged for her to accompany political and business elite to eat, and the suspected sex trade. Complex information collected evidence last night, Hsiao-Ting admitted drug use and prostitution, bail 20 thousand yuan, Li Yuanbin bail million.

Prosecutors and police yesterday called Ling Wei Wei search, seizure at her residence phone and register books two diaries. It is understood that arrangements for Western model offered Ling Wei Wei, artists participate in the dinner, the target customers, including elected representatives, doctors, builders, the highest price for an hour 200 thousand yuan, the lowest 60 thousand yuan; prosecutors and police suspect the price tag is not only to accompany a meal, but also to accompany to bed.

Ling Wei Wei by the lawyer and mother, accompanied by hearing, she admitted to invite friends to participate in the dinner, but denied media prostitution, the Western model offered, artists eat later, are not her business; Hsiao-Ting Shanghai to attend the Taiwanese dinner, nor is she arranged The police inquiry after the prospective return. When her mother left the branch of the left hand throws caused dislocation, no serious after the hospital.

This year in January, Taipei County, and two police stations in uncovered drug manufacturing plants, found that drug traffickers have supplied artist named Ke drugs, by routing control, yesterday found Xiaoyu Tong (formerly known as Hsiao-Ting) in the shelter and Liyuan Bin Chung Hsiao East Road Taipei, drug dealing, on the spot the seizure of amphetamine, cocaine, ecstasy, cannabis, also found that Hsiao-Ting spend two million, two custom-like shape similar to the hookah smoking device.

Whose real name is Xiaoyu Tong Hsiao-Ting, with 172 cm, 47 kg, tall, slender figure; she had participated in "Summer Holiday", "desperate for escape," "fire cover eyes," "edge of despair," such as film screenings and had a small heavenly king Jay Chou's "Hair Like Snow" MV in the guest corner. However, her popularity is not high, almost could not find anything official showing his face on the screen.

Police in monitoring drug-Ting Hsiao, accidentally found that Western model offered Ling Wei Wei arrangements, artists participate in the dinner, keep drinking and fun while Taiwan's business elite, the scope has extended to Taiwanese businessmen. Hsiao-Ting confessed to the police last July, should be invited Ling Wei Wei joined dozen dinner, costs about 30,000 yuan each time around, as far placed in Shanghai for Taiwan businessmen's dinner invitation. Prosecutors and police said Ling Wei Wei Zeng Yi cost 60,000 yuan an hour, Hsiao-Ting and a businessman persuaded "to accompany a meal"; but women do not like Xiao appearance the customer, resulting in the breakdown of the transaction.

According to the survey, the Western model offered, artists to avoid being discovered by police, all five-star hotel and clients about transactions, "pick up passengers," market is known to distinguish, and the prices are less than 60,000 yuan of the C-class coffee, price tag higher than 6 million is B to A coffee cafe level, accounting rates of profit sharing mode from 55 to 64 ranged from accounting rates.

New Year's Day holiday all right, analysis of the play, and do not represent the views of any organization or individual.

Huawei and ZTE comparison of the data

First, the data source note 1. Huawei's income data from the data of electronic hundred
2. ZTE ZTE data from the Annual Report.

3.2009 annual data, Huawei New Year message from the chief, ZTE's data from the data in the forum above are in U.S. dollars are translated into RMB exchange rate was 6.8. ZTE's data without verification.

Second, the data comparing 1. Comparative tabular data
2. Comparative income differences Huawei, ZTE 12-year data comparison

3. Comparison of growth rates

Third, data analysis

1. Ignores the basic data of 97 years, growth rates can not be compared.

2. Huawei 01-02 years of revenue growth in income is very small, income hovers at 16,000,000,000, while the same period in 2001 ZTE's growth rate of over 100%. ZTE's income hovering around 22.0 billion segment.

3. Since 2000, 4 years, ZTE and Huawei, the gap continued to shrink, 04,05 years, only 1.4 times the minimum time for the corner overtaking stage.

4. ZTE in 2005 there appeared a year of negative earnings growth, while Huawei's growth rate over the same period about 40%, the gap began to widen,

5.06 years, the gap between Huawei and ZTE to the local peak of 2.9 times.

6. Huawei's growth rate is relatively smooth, 01,02-year low in 2003 from the accelerated growth rate gradually declined after 2005, presumably because of the scale of enlargement. ZTE's growth rate over the same period volatile. 98 years and in 2001 more than 100%, and 05 for the negative growth in 2006 a small increase, mainly due to stop the construction of PHS.

7. Zhongxing 07-09 average annual growth rate slightly higher than Huawei. 2009 Construction on the domestic 3G ZTE Huawei contribution rate should be higher than the contribution rate and large.

Honourable Ali, who

Ali, the last of the group in 2009 is wonderful, complex, regret and excitement staggered year. We are lucky in 2008, the economic situation to do ahead of time to judge the crisis, and take a series of measures, even as we, as always, hard work, time and time again to meet the challenges and embrace change, the Group obtained a great success. , Despite many problems and face more challenges, but I am satisfied with our overall results. This year I hit 75 to the Group (which has a decade high of the)

Today, I want to talk about my salary adjustment for the 2010 prize distribution program and some of the views and KPI. .

This time last year despite the financial turmoil is in winter, but we all Ali contrarian who pay in recognition of dedication and hard to achieve outstanding results. This year's annual performance appraisal, management through group discussions, we made the following decision;

1. On the 2009 year-end award;

This year Key words; penalties and rewards. To break the big pot. Break egalitarianism

Bonus is definitely the work of yesterday and the expectations of future work.

This year's bonus program has been introduced, I think everyone will feel that this year bonuses and very different from previous years. This year, we will strictly enforce the 271 system, clear-cut bonus and forfeit. Compared with the past and will in particular highlight the "penalties and rewards," "speed connection" to break the big pot and egalitarianism. Including all levels of the company including both reward will enhance the top20, while bottom10 greater accountability. This is the biggest hard-working colleagues to pay a fair, but also inspire people to challenge all of Ali, a higher goal.

Bonus is not welfare. Bonus is earned through effort. It can not everyone has, can not the same for everyone. It is not part of the wages, but because of your company's performance beyond your expectations (please pay special attention to this)

This year's prize money distribution will be more open and transparent. We will be published online, including the release of all the principles of the company. We hope that every employee can get from their superiors clear message, clear your bonuses so why would more, so why be less!

In addition, in the past year-end awards and the minimum wage are linked, but this year, year-end awards and wages are no longer linked, but by employees of the company's contribution to the distribution, which by their subsidiaries, divisions are each determined by their performance .

2. On the 2010 pay increase and salary adjustment.

We do not pay the so-called best. Alibaba is never the practice of competitors and the industry pay, this will only lead to vicious competition and unhealthy business pattern. Alibaba overall salary level is reasonable and competitive. Apart from a reasonable basis for revenue, we hope that all of Ali, one can bring about equitable sharing of the wealth of the company's growth, we are still incentives policy options, while the subsidiaries have also begun to develop their own equity in the incentive plan.

In today's economic situation, we determine next year's inflation will be inevitable, we are worried that Ali lives of ordinary employees will be affected. All of our group in 2010 to carry out joint development of the first year, we will move all the requirements and expectations higher. Based on the "staff second" principle. This year we decided to continue to pay! This year's pay increase will not small, but we must strictly enforce the 271 system.

The principles of salary increase

Our pay policy will continue to tilt to the general staff, the company executives the opportunity to leave the general staff salary increases. P11, vice president and above all not to participate in staff salary increases, M4, M5, P9, P10 salary only for special circumstances, such as promotion, historical issue, etc.

3. The 2010 KPI.

Alibaba must adhere to high performance culture, to realize the fair and just principles, most of the work we have to energize.

Physical examination when the KPI as indicators. It should not be our goal but rather a symbol of our health and results. . Completed the KPI does not mean all is well, as some indicators of physical health does not mean the same as normal. Of course, we must have some indicators to test our work. . The key is which indicators are necessary, who is so determined

This year our KPI assessment and change some of the mechanical and rigid, even very serious big pot phenomenon is detrimental to the company's development, we must resolutely get rid of! KPI is not the result of the leadership and employees to bargain, but the bottom-up strategy based on the company's understanding and grasp of the business, put forward the most reasonable target, and matching resources, these targets must be reached after, and superior communication consensus. These KPI targets and likely is based on the dynamic internal and external circumstances. At the end of customer satisfaction, we have no more than the industry growth, there is no basis for the future development of culture, this is what we really want.

dreamtarget is our common purpose is to guide the allocation of resources. dreamtarget must be achieved through innovative methods, rather than simply use the existing tools, hard to squeeze the toothpaste. E-commerce is being ushered in the development of blowout, we have super-fast growth, can continue to maintain industry-leading. We have to our mission, vision and dream to fight, not for the complete KPI task. Nor should we strive to reward.

Honourable Ali, I believe the vast majority of my colleagues will support the above principles, but implementation is difficult, even more crucial. I believe that we have excited the implementation process, there will be frustration, there will be painful, tangled and even anger, but perhaps that is growing each of us must be feeling. To create a new commercial civilization, must adapt to the cultural and organizational capacity. We must constantly change and improve themselves!

The new year has begun, the company was to be within a decade "to help 10 million small business development, to provide 100 million jobs, provide services for the billions of consumers," the goal, almost every year will be very difficult, are critical . Many of my colleagues to join Alibaba's first day, I told you that Alibaba does not promise you'll get a promotion rich, but it must promise you will have wronged, have wronged, and today I joined in 2009 6480 new new colleagues say the same , then you are welcome to Alibaba, which is not a simple task, this is a dream, we must pay great effort and expense!

Chinese New Year, and with your family, to have fun, make good money right .... .

Serious life, a happy work!

Ali for me to say hello to the families of loved ones!

Ma

2010. 1.19

The plane

2009 model glamorous Chengdu Motor Show preview

2009 model glamorous Chengdu Motor Show preview

2009 model glamorous Chengdu Motor Show preview

2009 Model glamorous Chengdu Motor Show preview

2009 model glamorous Chengdu Motor Show preview

2009 model glamorous Chengdu Motor Show preview

2009 model glamorous Chengdu Motor Show preview

2009 model glamorous Chengdu Motor Show preview

2009 model glamorous Chengdu Motor Show preview

2009 model glamorous Chengdu Motor Show preview

2009 model glamorous Chengdu Motor Show preview