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Spring Festival Gala over, so we are still immersed in the lively atmosphere of joy is difficult to extricate themselves, not only because of our traditional Spring Festival, also because many programs are classics tonight to sketch comic dialogue, for example, naturally left many classic lines Comedy Quotations. PS: Spring Festival Gala live, so I write all lines are not necessarily right, just try to ... ...

Comic dialogue theater "can not let him go" - Feng Gong, Yan Xuejing, Han Xue, etc.
290 - 250 +38 +2
As you look too arbitrary a.
It is not just do whatever they want as you grow. This phase also makes them not to be repeated on the ... ...
Do not shout at me dad (with or sound), I recently bought the stock. .
Grandfather not sing songs, lonely!
I am the successor of Lei Feng, I'm ridiculous.
Do not worship Colombia, Costa Rica is only legend.
My mother called me home confinement instead!
When a person sound ... ... out of sheep, I say you can not say that point of human language?

"Word of the thing" - Niu Li, Guo Dongle Pro
My wife, legal ... ...
In which it registered in preparation for tomorrow Teng ... ...
You see your narrow-minded of the satisfactory end, your heart can not light a bit?
Together, helping each other to lie Hupenggouyou
We can not leave before the foreigner lost in China's face.

Dialogue, "and who said comic dialogue" - Jiang Kun Dai Zhicheng, Zhao Jinsheng
I'll call you season, you dare to promise it?
Mountain can not accommodate two tigers, two tigers compatible with only one possible, male and female.
Thunder deceiving Jingle Bells stars battle early early fire cover of darkness can not stand Kuaxiazhiru strong desire to give him the crotch shot. (May not ha)
With rice detached, parallel imports?
H1N1 virus can be variation, were not unusual so long!
Reducing day by day animal species, human species in a daily increase.
You see my eyes like Honglei, mouth like Yao morning, I was calm Yuze Cheng Chui's son.
Now two gold bars on here, you tell me which one is noble, which one is nasty?
There is a victory, called the retreat. There is a failure, called the occupation.
I can just as pregnancy, the longer the more I have something to stomach.
Do not hang in a tree, next to the trees at the tree try more than once ... ...
You classic, I Fashion; feet with short, an inch long, you are the Internet, I was firewall, you Hi Frankie, I am Wolf.

Pieces "revision" - Andrew, Lin Yongjian, Jin Yuting, Gong Hanlin
Look back on this divorced eight times!
(Wedding) at home evil, it is safe
When you do not have plastic surgery before you go shopping, do not hold your hand right, afraid of hurting your self-esteem. Hold your right hand, hurt my self esteem ... ...
Daughter, you that it is cosmetic, so you're disfigured!
Valentine's Day and Valentine have been people, other people see me and you, that you see people more than Huang filial piety, with his mother too.
You do not have plastic surgery before, people say that your mother really young!

"I'm Flying Heart" - Yin Tao, Yan-ni, etc.
Dream is full, indicating a very skinny!
At that moment, she was not flying the aircraft, is lonely

"50 dollars" - Zhoujin Tang, Yin Chen other North
piapiapia labeled me Tiger mascot
9-year compulsory education is very effective
That has forced his wife took her husband to go out ~ ~
I like your wicked look!

"Come on Graduates" - Kwok, Cai Ming
Guo is not reached, but the Avatar!
Potatoes Pasha, are not bandits chase you.
How the six-party talks is not on ... ...
If I ran that puppy, how that line is filled with dogs which I know is you?
OUT of your dad!
You still look at it, you still do not look good.

"Donations" - Uncle Zhao, small Shenyang, Xiao-Li Wang
So pull your people, a bunch of Kebab drink 8 bottles of beer line and a skewer can be sub-Mars
The waves pushed before, each new generation long-ah
Sogou search with the way both of you.
American cattle Chengsha Yang ah, this year we did not borrow money to come?
You money to face, I want to wife!
I just want to have a home, call you a whole, I was homeless
Q: how to see contributions to this matter? A: Dayimieqin Bai!
I state high, I have high blood pressure
San Mao, gourd doll, variant Diamond ... ah ... how full of children? Adults can show you this thing you
You used to carry water in the village to the widow, to give outside the village of widows to donate, your edge in this life is a widow.
Ping Sha, I am a shareholder!
Live, called the scene straight Bie!
Thank the Central Meteorological Station ... ... ... ... thank inquisitive able to prevent
I also donated a father donation ... ...
We two is like two piles of firewood, you've got a busy Liao other end, I went out this Paoniao fire urinary
I donate you 3000 you have my 10 002 ... ...

"On the main speaker" - Criticism of the root, Bai Kainan

I am sorry this last class of programming languages, as busy and dumplings ... ... do not miss the life of me, you really do not order it? You do not what life was and I related? ... ...

The first: juice mystery
Break Photo:

An experience in this respect a little orange light, sandwich cup nearby

2, drink, Tim 1:00, and then hand stamped

3, the other hand twitching rope hidden in the bottom of the cup, loose sandwich (sandwich only sheets wax paper)

4, a little cup of orange juice because the mezzanine roof damage, leakage to the bottom of the cup of the tissues in

5, tissues absorb orange juice, a cup upside down and even pinch would not have spilled orange juice
The second coin magic:

Break Photo:

Prior to his left hand ready to shoot the glass to see the shape of fingers. Folder of the coins have been in the finger.

In addition, we carefully look at the video, the top three coins have two always together, not separate, Liu Qian moved just before the left one.

Left hand upturned shot glass that moment, it already has a coin in the palm of the left hand Liu Qian.

Then above that two coins together since the beginning of the shock and magnetic film role, has been prepared to merge.

Coins merger

A closer look beneath the middle of egg which coin slot marks, indicating a coin can just put another one breath, the audience looks like a coin.

The fact is that a coin is hollow (thick around the edges, with only a thin layer), the other relatively smaller coin, just to be sucked through the egg which magnetic effect in the hollow of the coin.

This, coin magic has cracked finish.

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